Murphy's Laws Of Computing---
Computers were suppose to make our lives easier. Yet we work more and spend an inordinate amount of time trying to fix the darn computer malfunctions. For the ironic humor behind them here is a top ten list, compiled soley for there humor value not there accuracy.....
1.) When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
2.) The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
3.) When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
4.) The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
5.) To err is human . . . to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.
6.) If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
7.) A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked perfectly.
8.) He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
9.) When the going gets tough, upgrade.
10.) For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.